Jokes-Funny SMS [Insult SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Ek kutia ne 4 pillo ko janam dia,
pillo ne turant peda hote pucha ma-ma papa kaha hain,
kutia boli chup raho papa abhi sms padh rahe hai....

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Added 4 years ago

Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jse Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada Krte
Qki Chawanni/ Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He..

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Added 4 years ago

Koi gam nahi magar dil udas hai ,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsas hai ,
Kehne ko bahut apne magar tu ek khas hai ,
Zyada emotional na hona
.
Kyuki
,
Kyuki
.
Upar sab bakwas hai....

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Added 4 years ago

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera.
To bata dena ai dost.
Hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhe goli maa denge
(.:-)...:-:-
bde aye hme na pasand karne wale.

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Added 4 years ago

Ek neem ke ped ka phool lo use paani me dalo
or us pani ko peelo jab kanjusi ke keeede mar jay
to do teen msg kar dena

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Added 4 years ago

Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH! WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru!
Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!

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Added 4 years ago

Can U Guess..?
Why Did God Create
U Before Me..?
Thats..
Bcoz
He Wanted To Creat
A Sample Before Creating
A
"Master-Piece"

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