Jokes-Funny SMS [Insult SMS]

Added 4 years ago

i want 2 tell u something, plz dont
misunderstand Please do sincerely
wear a helmet while walking.
Bz EMPTY THINGS BREAK EASILY!

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Added 4 years ago

"Badla+BEZTI"
1 Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ne Use Khatt Likha
Ki Meri Life Main Naya Ladka Aa Gaya
Hai,
Tum Se Accha Hai,Main Uski Dulhan
Banugi Meri Photo Wapis Bhijwa Do' Ladke Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ki Girlfriend
Ki 30 Photo Ki
Aur Bich Main Uski Photo Rakh Ke Khatt
Likha'Le In Me Se Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad Nahi

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Added 4 years ago

Aapko miss krna roz ki baat hai,
Yaad karna aadat ki baat hai,
Door rehna kismat ki baat hai,
Lekin..
AAPKO JHELNA MAA KASAM,
himmat ki baat hai

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Added 4 years ago

Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..
Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote
hain..
Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote
hain..
Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah
hone se bach jaye.

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Added 4 years ago

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.

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Added 4 years ago

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu..!!

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Added 4 years ago

Ab hum aapke raaste me kabhi nahi aayenge,
hume pata hain aap hume kaat khayenge,
hum to hain garib aadmi,
14 injection kaha lagayenge

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