Jokes-Funny SMS [Insult SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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Added 4 years ago

No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar
liya kya?

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Added 4 years ago

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.

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Added 4 years ago

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
. .
! U 2

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Added 4 years ago

When words are not
To express your feelings....
Dont think you're in LOVE...
You just need to join ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE.

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Added 4 years ago

The Sun makes moon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine But
I'm really confused.
Wat makes u shine?
Is it Harpic or Domex...

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Added 4 years ago

God saw u Hungry,he created Pizza
He saw u thirsty,he created Pepsi
He saw u in dark,he created light
he saw me without Prob,he created U

I Like SMS - Like: 58 - SMS Length: 140
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