Jokes-Funny SMS [Insult SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Achha Ek Bat Batao,

GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?

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Koi Jaldi nahi Hai

Mehsus karke Bata Dena!.....


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Added 4 years ago

Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai

Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?


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Added 4 years ago

Ek baar ki baat hai ,
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
Kissing
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Wowwww
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
KISSING
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Aap abi chote ho
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Some text missing...... (..)

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Added 4 years ago

Aapki aankhen tmatar ki tarh,
aapki nak bhindi ki trah,
aapka muh gobhi ki tarh ,
he bhagwan tune ek dost bhi diya wo bhi sabji mandi ki tarh.

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Added 4 years ago

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no
wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no
beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

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Added 4 years ago

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

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Added 4 years ago

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind

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