Jokes-Funny SMS [Insult SMS]

Added 2 years ago

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them your name.
They said,We cannot disturb our boss...

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Added 2 years ago

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Monkeys Like U Should Be Kept
In Zoo
Dont Feel Angry
U Will Find Me There Too
Not In A Cage
But
Laughing At U..!

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Added 2 years ago

I Found Alladin's Lamp
I Asked Him To Increase
Ur Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed And Told..
'Multiplication Does Not
Apply On Zero..!'

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Added 2 years ago

Aashiqi2 once again
kyun ki tum hi ho
Meri pyari JAANU
SaWAL Kuch B Ho
JaWAB Tum Hi Ho
RaSTA Koi B Ho
MaNZIL Tum Hi Ho
DUKH Kitna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho
ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho
GHUSSA Jitna B Ho
PYAR Tum Hi Ho
KHWAB koi B ho
TABEDAR Tum Hi Ho
Yaani aisa samjho ki Sare Fasad ki
Jadd Tum hi ho,
or sirf tum hi ho...

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Added 2 years ago

Most People Have 5 Senses
Some People Have 6 Senses
But
U Are Blessed With 7 Senses
An Extra Sense Is..
.
.
"NONSENSE"..!

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Added 2 years ago

If I Ever Go For A Brain Transplant
I Would Like To Use Ur Brain
Its Not Because U Are A Genius
I Would Only Like A Brain That
.
.
Has Never Been Used.!

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Added 2 years ago

4 Roses Just For U:

1st For Frndship
2nd For Health
3rd For Happiness
And
The Last One..
.
Kaan Ke Uppar Laga Lena
Maast Lagega..!

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