Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 2 years ago

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa : To Hum Is Ganje K Sath


Q Rehte He'

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Added 2 years ago

Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho?


Santa:Aapne hi ne bahar likha hai
AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA TIME 9am-11am.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa : Is Msg Ko Itna Felayen Ki...
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Ghoom Ke Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye..
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Main toilet Me Hoon


Motor Chala Do.


Pani Nahi Aa Raha.:)

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Added 2 years ago

Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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Banta : Haan Puchh !
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Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
Isliye Pite Hain

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Added 2 years ago

Girl Friend Santa Ki Tarif Karte Huye Kahti Hai..

GF : Badiye Ishq Se Aaya Hai Mera Shahzada

Santa : Jhut Mat Bol !

Main Ghode Ke Tawele Se Aa Raha Hu

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Added 2 years ago

Banta dairy likh raha tha

"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami"

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Added 2 years ago

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha,

ek makhi us par baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi,

ye dekh santa bola- hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....

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