Valentine Week


Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 4 years ago

santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan-kamse kam 10,

santa-bas!
Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h

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Added 4 years ago

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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Added 4 years ago

Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
Banta:woh kaise?
Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.

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Added 4 years ago

Santa(reads): Microsoft buys Skype for 4.5 billion
Santa -"Idiot Bill Gates saala free me to download hota hai.Faltu me paisa diya."

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Added 4 years ago

Santa praying in kumbh Mela:
He prabhu,
Nyaay kro.
Kumbh K Mele me
hmesa bhai-bhai hi Q bichhadte he
Kabhi pati-patni pr Bhi to try kro.

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Added 4 years ago

ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai ...
waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs.
Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.

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Added 4 years ago

Santa- what is the microsoft excal


banta- it is a new surf excal
to clen the computer.

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