Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Santa,banta aur kanta teeno ek baike par ja rahe the.
RTO wale ne dekha aur unhe rokne ke liye hath dikhaya.
Banta chillakar bola oye pagal pahle se hi teen baithe hue hai.tu kahan baithe ga?

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Added 4 years ago

Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.
Par Q?
Qki
Dono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khaate Pakde Gye
aur
Kehne Lage: Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf-Se Hai.

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Added 4 years ago

ailer-Tum Jail Me Kyo Ho?

Santa-Maine Bank Luta.
Lekin Paise wahi Ginne Lag Gaya
Qki
Waha Likha tha Counter Chhodne-Se Pehle Paise Gin lo.

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Added 4 years ago

Santa- yar mere dadaji itne bhadur hai ki unhone ganga dubki lagai to 1 ghante baad nikle
banta-bus mere dadaji ne ganga me dubki lagai to abhi tak nahi nikle

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Added 4 years ago

Santa ka naya gas cylinder 6 second me hi pura ho gaya.

Kaise?

Qki santa ne gas cylinder k paas ENO rakha tha

sirf 6 second me kam shuru.

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Added 4 years ago

Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha -alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de.
Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya?

Bikhari excited ho ke -ha hai.

Santa to pahle use kharch kar na

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Added 4 years ago

nurse- mubarak ho aap k ghar ladka hua hai
santa- kya tecnology hai











bivi hospital me hai or ladka ghar pe hua hai !!!

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