Valentine Week


Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
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Guess what did he ask next....
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Ish mei aur colour dikhayiye..

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Added 3 years ago

santa & banta raat me
santa: yar bahut garmi lag rahi hai.
banta: han yar agar din hota to kisi ped ki chhaya me hi baith jate.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?

Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu.

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Added 3 years ago

Aniversary Par Santa Ne
Apni Patni K Liye Gulab Ka Phool
Lekar Aaya
Patni-Muze Ye Nahi, Koi Sone Ki
Chiz Do.
Santa-Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja

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Added 3 years ago

BANK MANAGER-ham aapko bina INTREST k lon denge..

BANTA-oji dena hai to thoda haste haste do na..
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ager dene me intrest nahi to mat do.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa: Ae Dost 'Sapna' Kya Hota Hai.?
Banta: Abe Pahle Apni Grammer Thik Kar
Santa: Q?
Banta: Qki 'Sapna' Hota Nahi..
'Sapna' Hoti Hai.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?

Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne

Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?

Banta: 500 Rs

Santa: itnaa huaa kya?

Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar

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