Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Santa ne banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya
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Dhishkyav....!

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Added 4 years ago

Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

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Added 4 years ago

Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha Hai?
Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai Wife Ko Chain
Gift Diya Tha...
Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya..
Banta: Kyon? Chain Chandi Ki Laya Kya ?
Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki...!!!

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Added 4 years ago

Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se
Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya.
Banta: fir kya hua..?
Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se
Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej
raha hai.

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Added 4 years ago

1 Girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi Santa ne window se dekha,
or bola
Sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.

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Added 4 years ago

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi,!
SANTA: Dekh lunga.
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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Added 4 years ago

Wife ne santa ko SMS kiya
Kitni der me Aa rhe ho?
santa ne Jawab me SMS kiya
20-25 mint me Aa rha hu,
Agr Der ho jaye to ye
SMS fir se Padh lena

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