Valentine Week


Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Santa Ko Beta Hua.
Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega
Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din
Padosi Mar Gya

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Added 3 years ago

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad
k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai
romantic baat mat kar

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Added 3 years ago

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki
walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Added 3 years ago

Padosi : Yar tere ghar se
Hamesha
Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi
ka Raaz kya hai?
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Santa :Meri Biwi mujhe joote
maarti hai,
Lag jay to
wo hasti hai,
Na lage to main
hasta hun...

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Placed Two Stones In His Ears..
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Banta : :O Oye ,What Are You Doing?
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Santa : /:)Oye Don't Disturb..>:/
I'm Listening To ROCK Music !:P

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Added 3 years ago

Santa-yar.hum hindi bolte h english bolte h.
But maths q nahi?
Banta-ye le jyada 3-5 mat kar,
or 9-2 11 hoja,
varna 4-5 dhar dunga
32k 2 hi reh jayenge samja

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Added 3 years ago

Santa- Tere kutye ko kya khilata hai.
Banta- Q.
Santa- Bilkul sher jaisa dikhata hai.
Banta- Wo to Sher hi hei magar londiya baji karkar ke kutte jaisa dikhata hai.

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