Valentine Week


Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear
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On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This.?
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Shopkeeper: Rs 500
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Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao
Party Wear Nahi Chahiye..!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay
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Banta: Kaise Jale.?
Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station Drop Karne Gaya Tha
Banta: To.?
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Santa: Khusi Ke Mare
Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya..!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife
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Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh
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Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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Added 3 years ago

Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.?
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye
Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai
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Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye..!!!

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Added 3 years ago

A Street Dog Was Chasing Santa
And He Was Laughing
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A Bystander: Why Are U Laughing.?
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Santa: I Have An Airtel Phone
But Still Hutch Network Is Following Me..!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearing This Santa Jumps From 50th Floor
When He Reached 35th Floor
He Thinks..
"I Dont Have Son"
20th Floor
"Im Not Married"
And
3rd Floor
Oh Shit..!!
I m Banta..!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Goes Into Bar In New York
The Man On His Right Orders A Drink To The Bartender..
"Johnnie Walker, Single"
The Man On His Left Says..
"Jack Daniels, Single"
Santa Then Looks At The Bartman Stemly
And Then Confidently Says..
"Santa Singh, Married..!"

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