Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.?
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye!
Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki
Kya Zarurat Hai.?
Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!

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Added 3 years ago

Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45

I Like SMS - Like: 33 - SMS Length: 181
Added 3 years ago

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe
Chad Jaun To.. Engineering
College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi
Banta: Pir Hath Chod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi

I Like SMS - Like: 36 - SMS Length: 157
Added 3 years ago

संता ने फेसबुक पर अपना अकाउंट खोला...
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काफी देर तक सोचता रहा के वॉल पर
क्या लिखा जाए...
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फिर उसने लिखा
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.'यहां पेशाब करना मना है'... !!!

I Like SMS - Like: 75 - SMS Length: 360
Added 3 years ago

Santa: Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyu Diya.?
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Banta: Saali Characterless Thi.....!
Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Bacche Bhagwan Se Mangti Hai..!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 69 - SMS Length: 143
Added 3 years ago

Santa: Yaar Murgi Ke Bacche Ande Todkar Bahar Kaise A Jate Hain..?
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Banta: Mujhe To Ye Samjh Me Nahi Aata....
Saale Band Ande Me Ghus Kaise Jate Hain..!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 62 - SMS Length: 158
Added 3 years ago

Jung Me Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machchardani Pehni...!
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Banta: Aisa Kyu..?
Santa: Jisme Machchar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Ghusegi...!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 58 - SMS Length: 160
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