Valentine Week


Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?
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Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Savere Savere Tight.....!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Doctor: Which Soap U Use...?
Santa: Bajrang Soap, Bajrang Paste,
Bajrang Brush....
Doctor: Is Bajrang An International Company...?
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Santa: No, Bajrang Is My Room Partner....!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry
Main Meter Chalu Karna
Bhul Gaya.
Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal
Nahi Main Bhi Apna
Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Baar Santa Darwaaza Tod
Kar Bazaar Mein Le Ja Raha
Tha Tabhi Banta Ne Pucha:
Ye Darwazaa Kahan Le Ke Jaa
Rha Hai? Santa: Yaar Mein Is
Ka Taala Kulwane Ja Raha Hu.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya
Cashier: Tumhare Note Nakli Hai
Santa: Tujhe Kya Fark Padta Hai ?
Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Raha Hai Na.

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Added 3 years ago

Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

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Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe
Chod Ke Chale Gaye...
Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal
Nhi Rkhta Hoga..
Santa: Nhi Yaar... Sagi Behan Ke
Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!

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