Valentine Week


Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa:kese
banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Raat Ko Cycle Le Ke Qabristan Main Ghus Gaya.
Phir Dusri Side Se Bahar Nikla
Aur Paseena Ponchhty Hue Bola:????
Yaar, Ye Konsa Road Tha????????
Itne Sare Speed Breaker

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Added 3 years ago

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.

Santa: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.

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Added 3 years ago

RAILWAY INTERVIEW
Interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek
line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
Santa - jee red light dikhaunga
Interviewer - red light na ho to
Santa - torch dekhaunga
Interviewer - torch na ho to
Santa - apni red shirt utaar kar
dikhaunga
Interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi
to
Santa - fir m apne Bua k ladke
papuu ko bulaunga
Interviewer - wo kyu?
Santa - jee usne kabhi traino ki
takkar nahi dekhi.

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Added 3 years ago

4 shrabi 1 Janaze ko Utha Kar,
2 Qabro K UprSe Ja Rahe the.
Santa-Sharm Kro Niche Murde He.
SHRABI-To Upr Konsa Humne WORLDCUP Utaya He.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karane Gaya.
Cashier- Tumhare Note Nakli Hai.
Santa- Tujhe Kya Farak Padata Hai?
Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Rahe Hai Na..!!

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