Valentine Week


Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 2 years ago

Friend 2 santa
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karuga
snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k
mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.......

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Added 2 years ago

Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.
Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would
Immediately Start Investigation.“

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Added 2 years ago

Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod Ke
Chali Gayi..
Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakhta
Hoga.?
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Santa: Arre Yaar,
Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!

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Added 2 years ago

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!

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Added 2 years ago

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D

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Added 2 years ago

A Santa Enters Shop Shouts,
Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil..?
Shopkeeper : Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Bhai Saab..
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Santa : Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!

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Added 2 years ago

Santa Ne Banta Se
Kaha, Sabse
Bada Challenge Kya Hai?
Banta Replied: Answer
Sheet
Ko Khaali Chod Do Aur
Last Me
Likh Dena, Paas Karke
Dikha.

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