Valentine Week


Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 2 years ago

Santa: Oye Banta Machhli Khayega?
Banta: Nhi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa:acha Vala Hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai,
Lala:ha Bhai Ha,
Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..

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Added 2 years ago

Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?
Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs.
Santa: Why Anything Special?
Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega.
Santa : Oh, Pack It.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa Went To Banta’s Home For Breakfast
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Banta: Tuje Anda Bana Dun??
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Santa: Nahin, Mein Insaan Hi Thik Hun…

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Added 2 years ago

Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka?
Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai..

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Added 2 years ago

Banta- Tum Agle Birth Mai Kya Banana Chahte Ho?
Santa- Cockroach..
Banta- Wo Kyu?
Santa- Kyuki Meri Patni Sirf Cockroach Se Darti Hai..

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Santa (On Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai!
Maa: Bolo Beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Santa: Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doosri Shaadi Karli.

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