Jokes-Funny SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Santa Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha,
Kisine Pucha, Umbrella Mein Hole Kyu?
Sardar Bola: Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega.

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Girl: Suna Hai Is Ghar Me
Bhoot- Pret Rahte Hai?
Santa: Pata Nai, Me To 7 Saal Pehle Hi Mar Gaya Tha

Moral- Santa Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aayi

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Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta.
Girl Friend- Kyon!
Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain.
Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai??
Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.

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Added 3 years ago

Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.."
Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

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Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Chor Chori Karne Santa Ke Ghar Me Ghusa..

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai Be
Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi
...

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Santa: Tujhe Apna Laptop Bada Karwana Hai
Banta: Haa
Santa: To Fir Isme Se
Window Nikalwa Ke Darvaja Fit Karva Le.

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