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Jokes-Funny SMS [Sardar SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar
se mar pad gaye.
.
Wajah?
.
Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhe The.
.
Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola
.
O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne
Kitne Grahk aye hai

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Added 3 years ago

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs
only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats
your name Sardar:See my legs & tell my name..

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Added 3 years ago

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant
blue Q hai?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi
hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai

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Added 3 years ago

1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet
chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi
bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho
gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch
rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar,
sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar ne airport me call
karke pucha-
punjab to amrica kitna time
lagta hai?
Receptionist: just a second sir..
Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........

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Added 3 years ago

Ek Sardar apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi
inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. ....

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