Jokes-Funny SMS [Sardar SMS]

Added 3 years ago

2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?

2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?

Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.

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Added 3 years ago

3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai

Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.


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Added 3 years ago

Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai.
Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai,
Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu?

Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai.


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Added 3 years ago

Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He.
Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He.

Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan, Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He.

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye

To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”


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Added 3 years ago

Ek Sarder Ne Air-Hostess Se Kaha, “Aapki Shakal Meri Biwi Se Kafi Milti Hai”.
Air-Hostess Ne Ye Sunke Zordaar Thappad Uske Muh Pe Mara…

Sardar Fouran Bola: Aadat Bhi Bahut Milti Hai..


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