Jokes-Funny SMS [Sardar SMS]
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
Sardar’s Leave application
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.