Jokes-Funny SMS [Sardar SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Added 4 years ago

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Added 4 years ago

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

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Added 4 years ago

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”

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Added 4 years ago

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

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Added 4 years ago

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

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Added 4 years ago

nterviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

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