Jokes-Funny SMS [Sardar SMS]
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.