Jokes-Funny SMS [Sardar SMS]
Sardar1 laughing on sardar2 at an ATM centre.
S1-Ha,Ha,I have seen ur password.
S2-What is that?
S1-its 4 stars
S2-Ha,Ha Ur wrong
1Sardar k upar kabutar ne chhi kar di Sardar: Oye, Chaddi nhi pehenta kya? Kabutar:Chaddi me tu karta hoga main to chaddi khol kar krta hu.
Santa Angur bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu le lo aalu"
Banta ne kaha ye Angur ha
Santa-Chup ho jayo warna Makkhiya aa jayngi
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old