Jokes-Funny SMS [Sardar SMS]

Added 3 years ago

Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Sardar: Google Khan

Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua?

Sardar: Hum jahan bhi hota hai, woh hum ko dhoond he leta hai

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Added 3 years ago

Accident hua,bahut bhid thi.
sardar ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha,jor se sardar chillaya.

Ye mera baap hai.bhid piche hati to dekha Kutta mara tha

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Added 3 years ago

Master-do me se do gaye to


kitne rahe?



Sardar-samajh me nhi aaya master g.



Master-beta tumhare paas 2 roti h,tumne


khali,tumhare paas kya bacha?
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Sardar-sabji..!!!

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar- Oye putter tere result da ki hoya?
Putter- papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega,
Sardar- koi baat nahi putter, 2 saal lage ya 3,
Fail mat hona all the best

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Added 3 years ago

Sardar ToLd his FRiEND,
"Yaar 1 LADKi Mujhko HAS K Dekh rahi hai"
kYa KarU ?

Friend :
Pehle confrm kar,
HAS k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k HAS Rahi hai..

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Added 3 years ago

Srdar-Tumara nam Kya h?

Grl-Tina or tumara?

Srdar-Kamina

Grl-jhut mat bolo

Srdar-Ley! Tu 5min pass me beth k dekhLe
Tu isi naam se bulayegi..!

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Added 3 years ago

Preeto- Raat Bhar Mobile Charging Me Mat Rakho,
Blast Ho Jayega..
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Santa- Oye,
Tu Chain Se So Ja
Maine Mobile Se Pehle Hi Battery Nikal Di Hai.

Preeto-Chalo koi to dimag wala kaam kiya.

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