Jokes-Funny SMS [Sardar SMS]

Added 4 years ago

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram,
Gandhiji nd Jesus..?


Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on

Government Holidays..!!!

I Like SMS - Like: 50 - SMS Length: 132
Added 4 years ago

1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.

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Added 4 years ago

Mehman khana
khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta
mujhe bahut der
se ghoor raha hai.
Sardar:-Tum jaldi
se kha lo wo apni
plate pehchan
gaya hai.

I Like SMS - Like: 49 - SMS Length: 156
Added 4 years ago

Ek bus main sari ladkiyan chadh gai.
Or bus main bheed ho gai.
To condecter ne kaha.
NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE....
to neeche khde sardar ne kaha..
Sale sari MORNI MORNI chadha li ab hame kahta h NO MORE NO MORE.......

I Like SMS - Like: 49 - SMS Length: 225
Added 4 years ago

Sardar comes back to his car nd
find a note saying 'Parking fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment'

I Like SMS - Like: 47 - SMS Length: 136
Added 4 years ago

Madam to sardar
apke bacche k kitne kam marks aaye hai.
Marks:-
ENG:-09
HINDI:-03
Science:-05
maths:- 04
s.s.:-06
Total:- 27
oye kamal he total me sbse jayda iski to tution bi nahi lagai thi
sahbash beta...

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Added 4 years ago

sardar to pandit.ye apke sir pe choti kyo he.......

pandit -is se mere dimag me vichar aate he.
sardar-sale idhar sir pe to pura tata sky laga rkha h phir bhi kuch nhi aata he

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