Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 2 years ago

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens
a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife

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Added 2 years ago

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adab karta hoon,

insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

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Added 2 years ago

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,

Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,

Par hai re meri futi kismat,

Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

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Added 2 years ago

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo

kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

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Added 2 years ago

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Added 2 years ago

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,

chehray pe khoob Smile hai,

Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,

phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,

Ye kon sa STYle hai

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Added 2 years ago

" Funny truth "

Being "In A Relationship"

And
Being "In The "Hospital"
Is All The Same.

Everyone Asks:
"Serious Hai Kya" ?=P

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