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Added 2 years ago

Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga.

jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra, apni biwi se bola,

;mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.

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Added 2 years ago

Buzurgo ne sach kaha hai Ladkiyo ke chakkar me mat padna
Qyoki
Ye ati hai HEER ki tarah,
Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah,
Chubhti hai TEER ki tarah
Aur
haalat kar deti hai FAKIR ki tarah

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Added 2 years ago

Aaj usne mera dil tod diya,
lekin hum b km ni the,
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humne b
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uska
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muh tod diya.
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#kiNg_yAdaV

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Added 2 years ago

Bhagwan ji !!!
agar sun rhe ho to
ek question poochna tha.
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Mere liye bhi koi 'Awww' karne wali
bnayi hai ya bhool gye??

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Added 2 years ago

Two Type ki girls ke piche mat bhago..
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1) Jiske piche main hu..
kyunki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) Jiske piche main nahi hu
wo mujhse nahi pati
to tumse kya Ghanta pategi

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Added 2 years ago

Daru ho gai Sasti
Hum krenge Masti

Jam kar piyenge
Hans kar Jiyenge

Na Ayegi teri Yaad
Theke wale Zindabad..

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Added 2 years ago

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens
a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife

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