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Added 2 years ago

किसी ने मुझसे पूँछा-तुम अपने दोस्तों को इतने मेसेज क्यों करते हो ?

मैंने मुस्करा कर जवाब दिया _
"इन गरीबो का मेरे सिवा है ही कौन?

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Added 2 years ago

दोस्तों कुछ दिन post नही डाल सकूँगा....


जेल जा रहा हूँ दफा 302 मे..............

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.एक लड़की को फ्लाइंग kiss कर दी..


कमीनी खुशी से ही मर गयी।

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Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?

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Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-

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SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho,

Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu

Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA

Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga.

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"Funny Romance"

Wife: Batao Tumhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon ?

Husband :- Bahut Zyada

Wife :- Phir Bhi ; Kitni?

Husbnd :- Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun

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"Funny Advice"

Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho
Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho

Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se


Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho.

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Tum door sahi majboor sahi...



par yaad tumhari aati hai....



tum door sahi majboor sahi..



par yaad tumhari aati hai...



Tum saans wahan par leti ho..


Or badboo yahan par aati hai

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