Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 2 years ago

Chhotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha
tha...!!!
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Motu: Aaj yeh book kyu parh raa hai?
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Chhotu : Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke
kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari
kar
raha hoon...!!!

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Added 2 years ago

Ek Aadmi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
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or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kaise ?
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Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

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Added 2 years ago

Ek ladka apni class me baitha tha..
Ek cute si ladki speech shuru karne jaa rahi thi ki
usse pehle ladke ne apne dono hatho se
apne kaan band kar diye...
Frnd : Tune apne haato se kaan kyu band kiye..???
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Ladka : Ale jo spech dene jaalahi aa na..
wo meli gal flend hai ..
wo spech k chulu me hi bolegi...
"my deal brothels nd shistels"

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Added 2 years ago

Son came late…
Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??
Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha..
Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
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Beta: ‘MAA KI MAMTA’
Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai..
Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?
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Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR !!!

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Added 2 years ago

2 Larkiyon Ko 20 Saal Ki Saza Mili
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Dono 1 Hi Room Mein 20 Saal
Guzarne Ke Baad
Jab Ghar Janay Lagii To...
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1 Larki Boli.
Chal Thikk Hai Baakii Batein Mobile
Par Karte Hain..

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Added 2 years ago

Teacher - ye kis ke signature h..? "@@@@"
Boy - meri mummy ke...!
Teacher - kya name h tumhari mummy ka..?
Boy- jalebi bai "@@@@"

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Added 2 years ago

Gf ne bf ko call kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya....
Gf : Apne uncle ko fon do.
Bacha : Aap ka name ?
Gf : Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e-man ka call hai...
Jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha,
usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi...
uss ne masumiyat se kaha : "lekin aunty, mobile pe to "JUGAAD" likha hai....

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