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Added 1 year ago

एक महिला समोसे को खोल अंदर का मसाला खा रही थी...
किसी ने पूछा,:"आप पूरा समोसा क्यूँ नहीं खा रहीं?"
औरत बोली:"मैं बीमार हूँ, डॉक्टर ने बाहर की चीज़ खाने से मना किया हुआ है!!!!!!"

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Added 1 year ago

"मोदी जी विदेश दौरे से वापिस लौटे"
पायलट -
सर,
थोड़ी देर रुकेंगे ना हिंदुस्तान में...
मैं भाग कर
अपने बीवी बच्चों से
मिल आता हूँ....
आपके तो हे नहीं.

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Added 1 year ago

sala Maut aur mohabbat bAs naam se badnaam hain warna takleef toh sbse jyada...
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biwi aur gf hi deti hai..
#A_k

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Added 1 year ago

Santa says:
" Duniya Ka har ek Insan
Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.."
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Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyaar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Plz Coperate,,,
Aaj Santa Serious hai..!

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Added 1 year ago

Baccha : Goodnight mummy ?
Mummy : Beta Goodnight..
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Baccha : Goodnight Daddy ?
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Dad : Goodnight Beta.
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Baccha (Frustated) : Arey !!! Goodnight kidar hai puch raha hu..!!!
Macchar kaat rahe hai..!!

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Added 1 year ago

Husband : Dubai ja raha hun...
Wife : Mere liye jewellery lana...
Husband : Paris ja raha hun....
Wife : Mere liye cosmetics lana...
Husband : London ja raha hun...
Wife : Perfumes leke aana...
Husband : Narak mein ja raha hun...
Wife : Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai... bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!!

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Added 1 year ago

Chhotu BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha
tha...!!!
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Motu: Aaj yeh book kyu parh raa hai?
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Chhotu : Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke
kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari
kar
raha hoon...!!!

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