Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 2 years ago

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,?

jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi

aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,???
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HUGGIES..

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Added 2 years ago

"Swine Flu"
Yani ki..
S-soda
W-whisky
I-ice
N-namkeen at
E-evening with a
F-frnd
L-like
U-U...!
.
Hai na
kitni
achchi beemari hai..!
So CHEERS..

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Added 2 years ago

Q: Chocolaty & Crunchy Outside,
Creamy & Whitish inside.

Guess What is it.?
?


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???


???
Ans: COCKROACH !
Q Muh Me Paani Aa Gaya Kya

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Added 2 years ago

Mohabbat Karne Walo Ko Inkar Accha Nahi Lagta.
Duniya Walo Dusre Ki Pyaar Accha Nahi Lagta.
Jab Tak Ladka-Ladki Bhaag Naa Jaye.
In Saalo Ko Pyaar Saccha Nahi Lagta.

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Added 2 years ago

जगजीत सिंह गा रहे थे→
ये दौलत भी ले लो,
ये शौहरत भी ले लो......
संता उठा→मैं तो बहुत
परेशान हूँ, मेरी तो औरत
भी ले लो.

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Added 2 years ago

Girl: Sports Me Interest Hai?

Boy: Haan

Girl: Cricket?

Boy: Haan

Girl: Football

Boy: Haan

Girl: Waise Karte Kya Ho?

Boy: Satta Khelta Hoon...
#A_k

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Added 2 years ago

दो लड़के आपस में लड़ रहे थे ,
फिर दोनों में गाली गलोज होने लगा,
लेकिन गाली देने की इम्तहा तब हो गई,
जब उसमें से एक ने कहा--------------
तेरी माँ राधे माँ
दूसरे ने कहा तेरा बापू आशाराम बापू

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