Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 2 years ago

teacher 2 santa: tum me kuch kamiya hai.

Santa next day coat pant pehan k aata hai.

Teacher: what is this?

Santa: raymond, the complete man.

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Added 2 years ago

1 truck dusre truck ko rassi se baandh kr le ja rha tha.

Ye dekh kr santa hans-hans k lotpot ho gaya or bola:
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Ek rassi ko le jane K liye 2-2 truck...

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Added 2 years ago

Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui.

Dono kisi Birthday Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye.

Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he...

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Added 2 years ago

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.


Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa ko exam mein koi sawal ka answer nahin aata tha.

Santa ne har sawal ke neeche

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lines laga di or likha
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Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

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Added 2 years ago

Santa: chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo Rs. 1000 dega.

Banta: thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata.

Santa: bas tu mere peece peeche rehna.

Banta: thanx bhai.

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Added 2 years ago

By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet,

All the ladies stood up.

Santa: "BAITHO-BAITHO, IZZAT DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI..."

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