Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 1 year ago

Wife: Janu, kash aap msz hote,
main aapko save karti,
jab chahe padhti.


Husband: Kanjus, save hi karke rakhti
ya apni saheliyon ko bhi forward karti?

I Like SMS - Like: 24 - SMS Length: 164
Added 1 year ago

Lady At Police Stn:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!


Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?


Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House

I Like SMS - Like: 24 - SMS Length: 205
Added 1 year ago

Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai...
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"DHAKKAA !"

I Like SMS - Like: 30 - SMS Length: 170
Added 1 year ago

MasterJi apne Student se bole: koi aashiqi wala Sher sunao.

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"Mota marta Moti pe,

Bhukha marta Roti pe,

MasterJi ki 2 Betiya hai,

par mein toh Marta Choti pe."

I Like SMS - Like: 11 - SMS Length: 207
Tags: Funny SMS
Added 1 year ago

Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?

Meera: O So Nice Question...

Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

I Like SMS - Like: 10 - SMS Length: 129
Tags: Funny SMS
Added 1 year ago

1 student ki life ka sabse funny pal kab hota h?


Jab usko exam me kuch nahi aa raha ho or
piche teacher aake kahe
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"copy chupa lo...pichhe wala dekh raha hai!"

I Like SMS - Like: 6 - SMS Length: 188
Tags: Funny SMS
Added 1 year ago

Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
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Aap Aik Sms Ke liye Itna girr Jaaon Ge,

Mujhey Maloom Nahee tha!

I Like SMS - Like: 26 - SMS Length: 338
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