Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Horror films mein
Ladki ko Ghar mein
Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
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KON HAI WAHAN?



Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega
Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu.
Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath

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Added 4 years ago

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl

Boy-I love u.

Girl-Stupid I am older than u

Boy-I am mad in your love,

Girl-Get lost

boy-Didi plzzz..set ho jao

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Added 4 years ago

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.

Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?

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Added 4 years ago

Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww... Thanks.....Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: No, far away from each other.

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Added 4 years ago

Height of Nonsense:

A girl gv a pendrive 2 a boy &
said "isme
facebook daal k dena"

Boy gave her a shitty look &
then girl said:

"kya hua 2GB me nai ayega kya?"

ronaaa aa gyaaaa

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Added 4 years ago

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You

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Added 4 years ago

Ladkewale:
ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladki ka baap:
hamri pyari tumhari pyayi sabki pyari 'Rampyari'
Or ladke ka kya naam hai?
Ladke ka baap: hamara guh tunhara guh sabka guh 'Jagguh'

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