Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Girl: Kon Ho Tum
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: dekhte Ho Kya
Boy: Surat Tumhari
Girl: Karte Ho Kya
Boy: Poja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya
Boy: Mohabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachtao Ge
Boy: Qismat Humari
Girl: Married Hoon Main.
Boy:Pehle Bhonk deti......

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Added 4 years ago

Boys n girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain-
girl:kitna seedha h..!
boy:kya maal h..!
girl:nice behaviour..!
boy:kash pat jaye..!
girl: dresing zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
girl:agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
boy:bs 1 bar han krde muje konsi shadi krni h..!

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Added 4 years ago

2 Boyz talking:
Aaj ki larkiyan: Khudaa bachaye humein in
haseeno say Dil Nasheeno say Maha jabino
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Magar in ko kon bachaye hum kamino
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Added 4 years ago

Very Heart Touching Lines Said

By A Boy to A Girl During Breakup...

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"Behen Gifts Toh Wapis Karti Ja,

Teri Bhabhi Ko Kya Dunga.."

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Added 4 years ago

Popcorn n ladkiyo me ek similarity h

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Sala dono ko jalao to

dono muh fula leti h

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Added 4 years ago

Boy to his gf : u knw what??

Aaj mene blackberry liya

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Gf : ohh woow

mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango layee the

badaa maza aaya khake

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT Colg ki Larkian

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Added 4 years ago

Tragedies of boys' Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking
2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single
4.Gudlooking,gud & single girls have strong Brothers
5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without brothers will treat them as her brother

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