Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Boy sent d 1 expensive bird dat could speak 40 languags as bday gift 2 his GF.
Nxt day he askd abt d gift.
BF:hwz d bird?
GF:Very Tasty.

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Added 4 years ago

Specially for Girls
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Can U Tell us The Meaning
Of"Awwww,,Hmmm.. .. & Huh.." ?
:D :D
bahot bolti ho aaj kal ,
ab bata do!

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Added 4 years ago

Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
perfume,,,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
Sandle
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi
Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks..

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Added 4 years ago

Wo ladka Aaj bhi garmi se mar raha hai...
Jisse
kisi
Ladki
ne
1
baar
kaha
tha...


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"Tum is sweater ko pehan kar Salman khan lagte ho.."

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Added 4 years ago

oy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”
boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
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girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”
boy:-“ok then..do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”
boy:-“no, I hvnt seen any pic..

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Added 4 years ago

OLID INSULT
Boy- u r my drug.!
Girl- ahaaan! so u r addicted to me?
Boy- NO, u ruin my life, idiot.

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Added 4 years ago

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu ab Chamgadar ban gayi h.
silly girls na...

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