Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Girls Express
Their Feelings With Gussa And
Tears !!

&
...
Guys Express Their Feelings
Wid sutta & Beers

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Added 4 years ago

Comedy in park:-
Boy and grl are sitting.
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- janu agar tum bura na mano to mai bhi?
Grl- ok, par samhal ke, kutti kaat na le

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Added 4 years ago

Boy: From the day we met I haven't drink
or smoked..
.
Girl: How sweet of you. Are you madly in love
with me?

Boy: SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY POCKETS
EMPTY

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Added 4 years ago

Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars

Girl: Awww ... Thanks.....are They That Much Pretty ?

Boy: No, Far Away From Each Other.

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Gf-Chand Kahan H?
Bf-Do jagah h
1Tum Aur 1 akash me
Aftr Marrige
Bv-Chand Kaha H?
P-Andhi Hai kya?
Wo Upr kya tera bap torch leke khada he.

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GF- Kal maine tumhe call kiya to tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya..
BF- Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai wo kya tera baap sunega

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Girl 2 Her BF- What r U Going To Gift Me On My B'Day

BF- A FootBall
G- But I Doesnt Play FootBall
B- I Know
But U Also Gifted Me Book

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