Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Bf ne Gf k prse s mob.
nikala dkhne k liye k mera kis nam s no. save h,
jb Bf n apna mob. no dial kra 2 likha tha:
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Rechrg wale Bhaiya.

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Added 4 years ago

GF:Im warning u, my mom is coming back in 1/2 hr.

BF:Bt, Im nt doing anything..

GF:Dat's why Im warning u..
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HURRY UP !

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Added 4 years ago

BF-Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho
GF-Chaha H jise chahtse zyada
Samja H jise khudse zyada
Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada
Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA.

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Added 4 years ago

Briliantly Ansrd By BF On BrkUp

GF- Tujhe Mujh Jesi Ladki Kbi Nai Mil Skti

BF- Chill Swthrt,Jb Mujhe Tu Pasnd Hi Nai To Tere Jesi Q Dhundu

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Added 4 years ago

BOY-"tum gana bahu hi achhi ga letiho"
GIRL-thanku,lekin main toh sirf bathroom singer hoon
BOY-koi baat nahi main bilkul nahi sarmaunga tum time bolomain gana sunnne ajaunga

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Added 4 years ago

New 1 by gals:
Bread ke liye jaise sauce hota h vaise hr boy frnd jaruri hota h.
koi phne mein hmare balnc dalwaye.
koi naya naya phne dilaye.
ek tujhe branded kpde dilaye or ek tujhe dominoz mein piza khilaye.
koi luks main hero to koi ghost hota hai per har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai.
koi darlng koi dear koi sweetheart.
jaanu vanu,baby shaby every1 hrami
sb yaad krke tym pas bada mast hota hai pr har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai.
Har boyfrnd jaruri hai..

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Added 4 years ago

Girl: Do u like me?
Boy:No!!!(girl got sad)
Boy:y r u sad?
Girl:coz u dont like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !!ok !!Do u love me?
Boy: No!!!!
Double Insult

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