Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

GIRL:
Bus B Karo Ab!

BOY:
Kuch B Nahi Hota!

GIRL:
Kisi Ne Dekh Lia To?

BOY:
Kuch Nahi Hoga
Bus Sedhi Raho Aur Thora Khol Kar Rakho!

GIRL:
Bus! Boht Ho Gya
Ab Main Tmhein Aur Nahi Ka
y Doungi!

BOY:
Plz Thora Sa Aur Ka
y Do

WaRNa Agr Aaj B Paper Na Kar Saka
To Main Fail Ho Jawonga

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Larka:
Hum 36 Behan Bhai Hain

Larki:
Kya Aap K Ghar Family Planning Walay Nahi Aaye?

Larka:
Aaye Thay,
School Samajh K Wapas Chalay Gaye..

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Bus Stop Par Larka Larki Se Bola: Sendil To Boht Achi Pehni Hai.



Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kiya ?





Larka: Lo... Is Se Zyada Achi To Qameez Pehni Hai.

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Classic Insult:

Once a boy Uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook..
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Girl commented: "Which one is u?"
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Boy replied: "The One holding you...

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Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye,
Jannate sajai meine tere liye,
par tune kya kiya mere liye..
Girl: Munnii
badnaam hui Darling tere liye

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Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,





Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,







Boy:- Wah G Wah..

Khud Phaaro To Fashion..

Ham Phaaren To Police Station..

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Ek larki larke se


agar tum ne mujhe dhund leya to hum kiss kren ge

larka: agar na dhund ska to?

larki : esa to na kaho plz main darwazy kay pechey hi chupi hon gii

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