Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Ladka:
Tute Hue Dil Se Pyar Karogi Ya
Dil Tutne Tak Pyar Karogi.....
Ladki:
Tuti Hui Chappal Se Mar Khayega
Ya Chappal Tutne Tak Mar Khayega

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Cutest Proposal:

Boy To Girl:
Do U Hug Ur Teddy Bear
While Sleeping At Night..??

Girl:
Yes

Boy:
Can I Replace It
For The Rest Of Ur Life..

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Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye
Jo Achi Achi Batein Kare
Hansi Mazaq Karey
Aur Raton Ko Mujhe Ganey Sunaye

Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye

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Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

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Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi
Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha
To Wo Garam Thi
Maine Kaha Garam Hath
Wafa Ki Nishani Hai

Usne Hans Kar Kaha:
"Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe"

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Girl:

HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?



Boy:



Long Drive Par



Girl:



Wow

Pehle Kyun Nai Batya



Boy:



Mjhe B Abhi Pata

Chala Hai



Girl:Kaisay



BoY:Break Nai lag rhi:-)

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Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.

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