Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Thr r basically 7 TYPES OF
GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn
her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking. .
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access..
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed. .
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful. .
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are
normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your
system don't leave even after format.

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Added 4 years ago

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati
hai.



Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate
hain.

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Added 4 years ago

Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai..

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Added 4 years ago

Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha



Larki: ap k ghar main MAA ,BEHAN nai ha?



Larka: Hain, bus ap ki kami hay



Larki: Ap ko meri kami mehsus horai ha? Ye baat agar mairay 5 BHAION ko pata chali to apkay ghar waloN ko apki KAMI mehsus hogi..

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Added 4 years ago

Girl (Boy Ko Jealous FeelKarane
K Liye):
Dekho Woh Ladka Meri TarafDekh
Ke Muskura Raha Hai...
.
.
.
Boy: Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
.
.
.
Jab Maine Pehli Baar TeriShakal Dekhi Thi,
To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi,
Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main..

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Added 4 years ago

Larrka:

larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo itna zida maza deti hy.





Larrki jl kar boli:

Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy to khatam hojaty h

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Added 4 years ago

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
Will U Marry Me



The Girl Said :
NO



Then ...



They Live ...



Happy Ever After

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