Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

BOY:how are you??
GIRL:what????????
BOY:how are you??
GIRL:i'm fine...
BOY:can i be your boyfriend???
GIRL:no..
BOY:why??
GIRL:because i have a husband and 3 children....

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Added 4 years ago

In 2020
Girl-boy ko dekh kar...
Dekh yaar kya item jaa raha hai sala
Oye murgey tera no. kya hai?
Boy-bahen ji aapke ghar main bhai baap nahi hai kya?
Girl-bhai baap to hai par tu nahi hai na rey chikane...!

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Added 4 years ago

Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.?

Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..!
Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..!
Gf Itni Jaldi!!!

Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.!
Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.!
Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!!

Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!!
Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!!
Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!!

Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!!
Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe
Rahenge..!!!
Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call

Kab Karu...??

Gf Jab Tum Chaho...

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Added 4 years ago

Girl:-Aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe
dekh liya
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Boy:-shit! fir kya hua?
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Girl:-Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye.
Hamari bahut hi Strict family hai.

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Added 4 years ago

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha
Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay

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Added 4 years ago

Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
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Zu nikalne wali kangi.

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Added 4 years ago

Ek Baat Jo Sab Se Jyada Baar Ek Friend
Apne Dusre Friend Se Kehta Hai.

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"Tere Item Ko Bol Meri Bhi
Setting Kara De...

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