Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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Added 4 years ago

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha, w
ife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji

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17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

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Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
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Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

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Do log stadium me cricket match dekhne gaye
pahla bola:-yaar ye log ball ko itna kyu maar rahe hai
dusra:-jarur ye balll inke ghar me sheesha tod kar gayi hogi

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Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
“Bhai Saaab..” :O

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