Valentine Week


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Added 3 years ago

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Added 3 years ago

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha, w
ife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji

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Added 3 years ago

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

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Added 3 years ago

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
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Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

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Added 3 years ago

Do log stadium me cricket match dekhne gaye
pahla bola:-yaar ye log ball ko itna kyu maar rahe hai
dusra:-jarur ye balll inke ghar me sheesha tod kar gayi hogi

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Added 3 years ago

Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
“Bhai Saaab..” :O

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BOY:how are you??
GIRL:what????????
BOY:how are you??
GIRL:i'm fine...
BOY:can i be your boyfriend???
GIRL:no..
BOY:why??
GIRL:because i have a husband and 3 children....

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