Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Daku gun ghar mein hi bhul gaye,
phir bhi bank loot liya. Kaise?
Bank manager ballu bola'
koi baat nahi, i trust you,
gun kal dikha dena

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Added 4 years ago

When everything in ur life goes in dark
then pray to god...!
If still u r in dark............
Better,u pay ur 'ELECTRICITY BILL'.
ha ha ha.....!

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Added 4 years ago

Premi:ebewafa tune mera dil jala diya,
dil jala kr rakh bana diya
Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi,
rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

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Added 4 years ago

1 famous Chinese poet said-
"Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun una ping ching myang..."
Really touching na?Mere to ansu hi aa gaye....

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Added 4 years ago

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Added 4 years ago

UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"

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Added 4 years ago

1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT,
Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA..

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