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Added 4 years ago

Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jse Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada Krte
Qki Chawanni/ Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He..

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Aik pagal dosray pagal say: tum kis din paida huway?
Dosra pagal:itwar ko
pehla pagal dusray say: tum mujay pagal bana rahay ho
itwar ko sanday ki choti hoti hay..

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Ek din ek admi ke ghar me ek chor ghus gya


sona kha hai admi- pura ghar khali hai khi bhi so jao

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Ek auto rickshaw me couple
kiss
kar rhe the...
Driver unhe dekh raha tha
.
. .
Aage jaake accident hua
.
.
Toh...
. Driver sar pakad kar baitha
aur
bola:-
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.
. saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha

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teacher to sleping student?
who invented steam engin?
stu:what sir??
teacher:yes it is correct answer JAMES WATT
MORAL:SLEEPING IMPROVER UR GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

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Ye 1 Ganda Sms He Ok
Ek Ladki Raat Ko Ek Ladke Se Milne Jati He Par
Wo Gobar Me Gir Jati He,
Chhi Chhi Kitna Ganda Sms Hai Na.!

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Koi gam nahi magar dil udas hai ,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsas hai ,
Kehne ko bahut apne magar tu ek khas hai ,
Zyada emotional na hona
.
Kyuki
,
Kyuki
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Upar sab bakwas hai....

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