Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

boy ek ladki se-i luv u...!
ladki-tameez se baat karo.
boy-om mangalam bhgwan visnu with due respect i beg to say that i luv u devi ji..nmo namah.

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Added 4 years ago

chor pakadne ki machine bani.
u.s.a mei-1 din me 9 chor pakde gaye.
china mei-30.
u.k mei-50 aur india mei-
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1 ghante mei...!
machine hi chori ho gayi...;)

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Added 4 years ago

Whats Common Between Clouds
And Wife.?
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When Both Are Not Around We
Call It A Pleasant Day..!

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Added 4 years ago

Full form of GIRL.--------
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G :- Gappo me sab se agey
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I :- Inocent sirf shakal se.
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R:- Rone ki autometic machine
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L:- Ladai me sab ki maa.

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Added 4 years ago

Arz Kiya Hai?...
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye

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Added 4 years ago

Ek kutia ne 4 pillo ko janam dia,
pillo ne turant peda hote pucha ma-ma papa kaha hain,
kutia boli chup raho papa abhi sms padh rahe hai....

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Added 4 years ago

If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP, v cnt buy new 1..
So




Alwys buy a
'tik tik' pen..
Dnt expect emotional msgs Everytime.:-

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