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Added 3 years ago

1 bewafa ki yad me hamne jam utha liya
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aur bred pe laga liya aur fatafat kha liya
note- sare ashiq bewde nahi hote
kuch bhuke bhi hote hai

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Added 3 years ago

Man: Marry me.. ?
Woman: Do you have a flat .. ?
Man: No..
Woman: Do you have a maruti car.. ?
Man: No..
Woman: How much is your salary..?
Man: No salary.. but,..
Woman: No but. You have nothing.. How
can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Man: (talks to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands, 3 Ferrari's, 2
Porsche's.. Why do I still need to buy
Maruti .?! How can I get the salary
when actually I'm the BOSS..
MORAL
Women try to be patient&
listen to what guys have to say.......

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Added 3 years ago

Padosi : Yar tere ghar se
Hamesha
Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi
ka Raaz kya hai?
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Santa :Meri Biwi mujhe joote
maarti hai,
Lag jay to
wo hasti hai,
Na lage to main
hasta hun...

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Placed Two Stones In His Ears..
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Banta : :O Oye ,What Are You Doing?
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Santa : /:)Oye Don't Disturb..>:/
I'm Listening To ROCK Music !:P

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Added 3 years ago

Funny Tip:
Dont Break Anybody's Heart
They Have Only One..
If U Are Angry On Them Break
Their Bones..
They Have 206..!

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Added 3 years ago

Ladka-tum mare sapno me,
khwabo me,
zazbato me rehti ho...

Ladki-bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkuf banaya hai,
mai tu "delhi"me rehti huu..

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Added 3 years ago

Wife;jab me gana gati hu tu tum bahar kio chale jate hain?
Husband;taki bahar wale ye na samjhe ki me tumare gala daba raha hu..

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