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Added 2 years ago

I Wish K Apko Is Saal Mile..


Khushyan,


Kamyabi,


Dolat,


Rehmat,



Aur...



Meri Shadi Ka Card.. :->)

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Added 2 years ago

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?


Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!



Yar Khud Soch,




Socho
Ya
Soch




Ans:SCREW DRIVER.

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Added 2 years ago

Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory senstence..

Student: WOW

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उस ज़माने मे अगर स्मार्ट फोन होता तो लिख के ले लो ....
एकलव्य मर जाता मगर अपना अँगूठा काट कर नही देता ।।

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Ek american ne ek indian bache se pucha ki tum kitne saal ke ho?
Bachey ne jawab diya:»ghar par 14, school me 12, bus me 10, train me 07,
aur FACEBOOK per pure 19 year ka hun ji...

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Kasam se Nind Itni aati hai na Ki....



Kabhi kabhi Mann krta hai Ki sote sote hi mar jau.....

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Added 2 years ago

विदाई के समय दूल्हे का मोबाइल बजा
दुल्हन ने दूल्हे को थप्पड़ मारा
क्यों ?
?
?
उसकी रिंग टोन थी

दिल में छुपा के प्यार का अरमान ले चले
हम आज अपनी मौत का सामान ले चले


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