Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

11 popular lines after drinking
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1.Bhai hai tu mera
2.Gadi main chlaunga
3.Aaj chad nahi rahi
4.Main dil se teri izzat karta hoon
5.Yeh mat samajh k main pee ke
bol raha hoon
6.Yaar kam to nahi padegi?
7.Ek chhota sa aur ho jaye
8.Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye
jaan bhi hajir hai.
9.Apne baap ko mat sikha
10.Kaash wo mil jati to ye hath
mein na hoti & the best one
11.kal se daru band...
Aur gym chalu....

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Added 4 years ago

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi
neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati
hun.......Auntyy.......
('.')
_/ \_

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Added 4 years ago

Santa Ko Beta Hua.
Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega
Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din
Padosi Mar Gya

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad
k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai
romantic baat mat kar

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki
walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Perfect example of confidence:

A junior in an office dialed his
boss's number by
mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin
in two
minutes !...........

boss shouted : do you know
whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!

Junior : no!

Boss: i'm the boss of this office.

Junior (in the same tone) : & do
u know whom
you're talking to?

Boss: no!

Junior: thank God. (and
disconnected da
phone).....

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NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE:-
love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another.....

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