Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 3 years ago

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi
neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati
hun.......Auntyy.......
('.')
_/ \_

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Added 3 years ago

Santa Ko Beta Hua.
Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega
Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din
Padosi Mar Gya

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Added 3 years ago

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad
k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai
romantic baat mat kar

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Added 3 years ago

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki
walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Added 3 years ago

Perfect example of confidence:

A junior in an office dialed his
boss's number by
mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin
in two
minutes !...........

boss shouted : do you know
whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!

Junior : no!

Boss: i'm the boss of this office.

Junior (in the same tone) : & do
u know whom
you're talking to?

Boss: no!

Junior: thank God. (and
disconnected da
phone).....

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Added 3 years ago

NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE:-
love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another.....

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Added 3 years ago

BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.
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Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam KarneSe Pehle
Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo...
Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo
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Kamyabi 100% Tumhare Qadam ChoomeGi

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