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Added 3 years ago

Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha..
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Usne socha mein facebook ka pasword kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu..
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Usne password rakha
"INCORRECT"
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Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta Urpassword is "Incorrect"
Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked...

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Added 3 years ago

Ladki patane ka tarika
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Chupke se usko piche
jakar use pakad lo
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Agar hasi to samjho FASI
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& Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se
chillao
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"DIDI DAR GAYI" "DIDI DAR
GAYI"...

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Added 3 years ago

ना जाने कब कवनो तारा टूट जाय
ना जाने कब आँख के आँसू छूट जाय.
कुछ घरी हमरा संगे हँस लऽ ए दोस्त.
का जाने कब तोहार सामने के दाँत टूट जाय ♥

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Added 3 years ago

Life Main Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad
Rakhna..
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Cream Biscuit Main Cream
Hoti Hai Lekin..
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Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger
Nahi Hota ...

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Added 3 years ago

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish
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Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena,
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maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
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mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto,
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meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

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Added 3 years ago

Girl - main ab kisi aur se pyar krti hu
or usi shadi kr rahi hun,
mujhe bhul jao..
Boy-Na tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jaane ka gum.
Jaao tum apni duniya basa lena ,
Dusri pata lenge ham ,
Tu jaa bahena ,
Aaj se tera kissa khatam...

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Added 3 years ago

11 popular lines after drinking
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1.Bhai hai tu mera
2.Gadi main chlaunga
3.Aaj chad nahi rahi
4.Main dil se teri izzat karta hoon
5.Yeh mat samajh k main pee ke
bol raha hoon
6.Yaar kam to nahi padegi?
7.Ek chhota sa aur ho jaye
8.Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye
jaan bhi hajir hai.
9.Apne baap ko mat sikha
10.Kaash wo mil jati to ye hath
mein na hoti & the best one
11.kal se daru band...
Aur gym chalu....

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