Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 4 years ago

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai.
Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar…..
Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

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Added 4 years ago

Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha..
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Usne socha mein facebook ka pasword kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu..
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Usne password rakha
"INCORRECT"
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Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta Urpassword is "Incorrect"
Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked...

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Added 4 years ago

Ladki patane ka tarika
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Chupke se usko piche
jakar use pakad lo
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Agar hasi to samjho FASI
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& Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se
chillao
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"DIDI DAR GAYI" "DIDI DAR
GAYI"...

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Added 4 years ago

ना जाने कब कवनो तारा टूट जाय
ना जाने कब आँख के आँसू छूट जाय.
कुछ घरी हमरा संगे हँस लऽ ए दोस्त.
का जाने कब तोहार सामने के दाँत टूट जाय ♥

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Added 4 years ago

Life Main Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad
Rakhna..
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Cream Biscuit Main Cream
Hoti Hai Lekin..
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Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger
Nahi Hota ...

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Added 4 years ago

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish
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Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena,
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maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
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mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto,
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meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

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Added 4 years ago

Girl - main ab kisi aur se pyar krti hu
or usi shadi kr rahi hun,
mujhe bhul jao..
Boy-Na tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jaane ka gum.
Jaao tum apni duniya basa lena ,
Dusri pata lenge ham ,
Tu jaa bahena ,
Aaj se tera kissa khatam...

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